Friday, May 21, 2010
Ga Ga Ruh-Uh-Uh
Sorry Jon, I had to show the world!

Light blue is Panda, dark blue is me.



Man I really wanted to get to playing SSF4 today.
Haven't played games at all past two days.
I think?
I don't remember :P
At least not seriously.
I did get a Super Mario World hack to work though.
It's awesome and hard.
you need video games
I'll get some tomorrow.
so many people wonder why most asians stay drug-free
video games
anime and manga
= drugs
ahahhahahaha
PROVEN FACT LOOK IT UP
I'll just take your word for it : P
I've seen it firsthand
there's something in those egg rolls
that change you
make you act different
rofl
if I eat the same egg rolls my reaction doesn't change
I still say "these are some damn good egg rolls"
but nothing changes
haha
God, I wish it was like... 9:18.
Turn the clock back an hour.
haha
just be like me
if compared to your hours, it's like 2 PM for me atm
still got 8 hours!
hahaha
Except I have to get up at 8 am.
ABSOLUTE time (Pacific at least).
stupid time zones and their static hours
haha
minutes and seconds
I kinda wish we were somewhere on the earth that had like a day of darkness.
That'd be kinda cool.
there's some place by Sweden if I remember
Think that happens in the far north or someting.
yeah
2 hour days
it's also why they have a high suicide rate around there rofl
D:
I bet it's depressing
LET'S GO SEE JON, ohhh I just got here and the day's almost over...
just daylight lawl!
I better go before it becomes pitch black and below freezing temperature
Not like you go to sleep all the dark hours.
haha
my hours are perfect for Japan
should move there
Hahaa it'd suck if you finally did and then jet-lag messed you up on the way there.
No more good hours!
yeah get there and be like
DAMN US WOULD BE PERFECT HOURS NOW
U.S to prevent confusion
gots it haha
although not knowing Japanese might get me in trouble
Probably!
maybe I'd wander into some Yakuza territory courtyard
and they'd recruit me
and I'd think they just wanted to take me to the bar
Failure in communication = bad news!
then they pull out guns, hand me one and start shooting people
ho boy
Biiiiiig trouble.
I'd be like "UH UH"
"BYE"
then as I'm running all I hear is "KIRU KIRU KIRU" and my supposed friends are chasing me with knives
ran out of bullets
so they catch me, take me to big boss dude
he has a translator handy
I'm like THANK GOD
only thing he says: You have shamed the Yakuza by running, the only way to repent is harakiri
"FUCK THAT"
looooooooooool
Maybe you should just save yourself the trouble and not go to Japan til you know Japanese.
I could...
but then suddenly as I'm about to slash my guts out
a bunch of raging angry ass pandas come busting in
like 8 of the fuckers
hahaahha
like 8 of the fkrs rofl
followed by a lone black ninja
I'm like
PANDAJON?!
"Silence!"
Pretty sure Japan doesn't have indigenous pandas unfortunately.
that's why the Yakuza get mauled
mass confusion
lawl
no matchup experience.
well they used to war with China
but they lost a lot
I think China lost more.
mainly because panda warbears
almost impenetrable defenses
excellent offense
high agility and leaping talent
sharp teeth too
haha
BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT
all they're thinking is: how can you cage and manage 8 angry ass pandas in a domestic enviroment?
mid-thought
GET YOU FACE MAULED
YOUR'
so as we escape and sneak aboard a cargo ship back to the U.S
you say: Maybe you should just save yourself the trouble and not go to Japan til you know Japanese.
"Yeah."
LOLLLL
Then you're probably like: TOoo late bitch!
haha
I'd be too shocked
then the credits roll and there's a camera stay-still as the ship moves away
then you see at the back in the water 8 swimming pandas and go "wtf?"
hahahaha
This would make a nice short film or one shot.
"Couldn't fit on the ship."
it conveys a good message too!
learn your languages before travel!
Don't go to Japan?
haha
don't talk to strangers!
don't let people hand you guns!
and don't commit suicide!
and heaven forbid don't piss of a Panda
off'
Written at 1:38 AM by Troy.
2 comments
2 Comments:
Blogger Panda said...
Life lessons everyone needs to take to heart. Deeeeep stuff.

Jeez, I'm mad tired yo.
10:27 PM, May 21, 2010  
Blogger Troy said...
GO TO BED LOL
2:23 AM, May 22, 2010  
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